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Welcome to Ask a Nobody!

Ask your favourite Nobody anything!
Whether you’re looking for advice, or just curious about something, ask away and they’ll answer (and hopefully won’t injure you either!)
Anonymous whispered, "Xemnas, has anyone ever tried to fight you for the title as leader?"
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I don’t think so. Taking care a bunch of idiots is tiring, really tiring and I think nobody wants a job like that, would they?

▀ (1) mazter-blitzkrieg whispered, "Saïx, does your claymore activate with a button or do you control it mentally? O_O"
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Yes, it came with a button but first you have to read the manual to understand how said button works and to find out how many batteries you need.

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I activate it using both darkness and mental ability.

Saïx

▀ (1) Anonymous whispered, "just wonderin! how's living in castle like? do you guys have awesome rooms and all?"
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I live with a bunch of idiots. They constantly spend money we do not have. It’s not ‘awesome’ at all.

Saïx

▀ (1) Anonymous whispered, "axel, you walk into your room to find roxas and saix naked and making out. what do you do?!"
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Burn them alive.
And if that fails… Well, as the saying goes, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 

kurocatclaw35-deactivated201112 whispered, "Axel, I've noticed that in 358/2 Days, one of your weapons is a pizza. Why? Were you a pizza delivery man at one point?"
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………………………………I just like Pizza.
The only thing I every delivered was my big, huge c-
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY A QUICK THINKING ADMIN. 

▀ (2) Anonymous whispered, "Demyx, I wanna tie you down to my bed, cover your body with baby oil and fuck you raw. Your titties be so big, I'm gonna slap that ass of yours and call you Dolly Parton."
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Anonymous whispered, "Demyx, why do you insist you have a heart?"
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BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR CHESTER. THAT’S WHY.

Anonymous whispered, "But Saix, I enjoy licking people's elbows. Especially yours. You're my favorite Organization member. I bet you taste delicious."
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You can talk all you like but there is no way that you are doing that to me.

Unless you want to get mauled.

On second thought, why don’t you come over here and try?

Saïx

fraxthewonder whispered, "Why have I not gained even just one step closer, huh Xemnas? Why Xemnas? Why Xemnas? Why Xemnas? Why Xemnas? /Oh gawd I'm annoying, I'll stop. =))"
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Eh. :|

▀ (1) fraxthewonder whispered, "Xemnas, I have an X on my name. Does that give me a step closer in becoming a member of this, prestigious organization?"
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Nope.

▀ (1) wistfuldreamer whispered, "Saix, if Axel asked you, would you have a threesome with him and Roxas?"
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Mmm… perhaps.

Saïx

Anonymous whispered, "Saix, may I lick your elbow and touch/molest your toes while listening to some bad 60's music? And may I tongue your nose afterward?"
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No, anon, you may not.

Now if I were you I would run.

Saïx

Anonymous whispered, "Saix, why are you so blunt with your answers?"
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Why shouldn’t I be?

Saïx